This list was submitted by aknauf on Monday, December 25th, 2006 at 11:28 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 9 | Charlton Heston | April 5th, 2008 | 84 |
| 8 | Chuck Berry | March 18th, 2017 | 90 |
| 7 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 6 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
| 5 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 4 | Maureen O'Hara | October 24th, 2015 | 95 |
| 3 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
| 2 | Pat Summerall | April 16th, 2013 | 82 |
| 1 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998