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This list was submitted by Roger Gowiththrottleup on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 7:40 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Ivan DemyanyukMarch 17th, 201291
8Billy Sol EstesMay 14th, 201388
7Richard WidmarkMarch 24th, 200893
6Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
5Kurt WaldheimJune 14th, 200788
4Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
3Not Famous 
2Aleksandr SolzhenitsynAugust 3rd, 200889
1Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999