A Century-Old Cooter Croaker 3

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This list was submitted by tom6904 on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 10:38 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Al Lewis February 3rd, 200682
5John Galbraith April 29th, 200697
4Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
3Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
2Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
1Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002