This list was submitted by Wallbanger on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 10:12 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 9 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 8 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 7 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
| 6 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 5 | Bill Macy | October 17th, 2019 | 97 |
| 4 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
| 3 | Carlo Ponti | January 9th, 2007 | 94 |
| 2 | Kevin McCarthy | September 11th, 2010 | 96 |
| 1 | Curt Gowdy | February 20th, 2006 | 86 |
| 1 point | 1 hit |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014