This list was submitted by DEEJ on Friday, June 5th, 1998 at 12:13 AM PDT for The June '98 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 9 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 8 | Tommy Morrison | September 1st, 2013 | 44 |
| 7 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 6 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 5 | Roy Rogers | July 6th, 1998 | 86 |
| 4 | Mr. T | Alive | 73 |
| 3 | Sam Snead | May 23rd, 2002 | 89 |
| 2 | Ted Kaczynski | June 10th, 2023 | ? |
| 1 | Dale Earnhardt | February 18th, 2001 | 49 |
| 5 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999