Help Me, Steve

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This list was submitted by USER02159 on Thursday, December 29th, 2005 at 6:28 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9John Galbraith April 29th, 200697
8Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
7Miep GiesJanuary 11th, 2010100
6Joe Barbera December 18th, 200695
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
3Gloria StuartSeptember 26th, 2010100
2Ernest GalloMarch 6th, 200797
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002