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This list was submitted by USER02269 on Monday, December 26th, 2005 at 8:18 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Al Lewis February 3rd, 200682
9Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
8Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
7Mary TraversSeptember 16th, 200972
6Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
5Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
4Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Ron SantoDecember 3rd, 201070
1Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999