This list was submitted by Feasting Maggots on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 8:31 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
9 | Bob Guccione | October 20th, 2010 | 79 |
8 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
7 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
6 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
5 | Hank Stram | July 4th, 2005 | 82 |
4 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
3 | Eddie Robinson | April 3rd, 2007 | 88 |
2 | James Doohan | July 20th, 2005 | 85 |
1 | Harold Pinter | December 24th, 2008 | 78 |
23 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021