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This list was submitted by Feasting Maggots on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 8:31 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
9Bob GuccioneOctober 20th, 201079
8Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
7Tammy MessnerJuly 20th, 200765
6Simon Wiesenthal September 20th, 200596
5Hank Stram July 4th, 200582
4Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
3Eddie RobinsonApril 3rd, 200788
2James Doohan July 20th, 200585
1Harold PinterDecember 24th, 200878
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021