Damn You All 3

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This list was submitted by goddammit on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 7:02 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
9Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
8Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
5James Doohan July 20th, 200585
4Bowie KuhnMarch 15th, 200780
3Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
2Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
1Les PaulAugust 13th, 200994
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998