Badger Kelley says DIE! DIE! DIE! — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by DJ Badger on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 7:00 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Liz Taylor	March 23rd, 2011	79
9	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
8	Miep Gies	January 11th, 2010	100
7	Jerry Lewis	August 20th, 2017	91
6	Art Linkletter	May 26th, 2010	97
5	Loretta Lynn	October 4th, 2022	88
4	Liza Minnelli	Alive	80
3	Jack Klugman	December 24th, 2012	90
2	Andy Griffith	July 3rd, 2012	86
1	Russell Johnson	January 16th, 2014	89
0 points		0 hits

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Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013