This list was submitted by hochunkguy on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 6:30 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Greg Louganis | Alive | 66 |
| 8 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 7 | Les Paul | August 13th, 2009 | 94 |
| 6 | Louis Farrakhan | Alive | 93 |
| 5 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 4 | Magic Johnson | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 2 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
| 1 | Andrew Wyeth | January 16th, 2009 | 91 |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014