This list was submitted by USER02223 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 5:36 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Ralph Edwards | November 16th, 2005 | 92 |
| 7 | Mary Travers | September 16th, 2009 | 72 |
| 6 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 5 | Barbara Geddes | August 8th, 2005 | 82 |
| 4 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
| 3 | J.D. Salinger | January 27th, 2010 | 91 |
| 2 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 1 | Jane Wyman | September 10th, 2007 | 90 |
| 26 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998