JT01: Mayberry, R.I.P.

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This list was submitted by Tripper on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 4:23 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
9Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
8Don KnottsFebruary 24th, 200681
7James Doohan July 20th, 200585
6Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Red AuerbachOctober 28th, 200689
1Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014