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This list was submitted by Tripper on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 4:23 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
9Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
8Don KnottsFebruary 24th, 200681
7James Doohan July 20th, 200585
6Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Red AuerbachOctober 28th, 200689
1Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
8 points 2 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998