Chad - Breaking News - Lights Out For Violet

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This list was submitted by USER01115 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 8:52 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
9Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
8Norm CrosbyNovember 7th, 202093
7Van JohnsonDecember 12th, 200892
6Arte JohnsonJuly 3rd, 201990
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Deborah KerrOctober 16th, 200786
3Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
2Richard Pryor December 10th, 200565
1Maya AngelouMay 28th, 201486
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998