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The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

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Submitted by USER02172 on December 30, 2004.

Score
5hits so far
37tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Hildegarde Sell hitJul 29, 2005 Jul 29, 2005 99
9 Pope John Paul II hitApr 2, 2005 Apr 2, 2005 84
8 Rosa Parks hitOct 24, 2005 Oct 24, 2005 92
7 Skitch Henderson hitNov 1, 2005 Nov 1, 2005 87
6 Liz TaylorMar 23, 2011 Mar 23, 2011 79
5 Harry MorganDec 7, 2011 Dec 7, 2011 96
4 Oleg CassiniMar 17, 2006 Mar 17, 2006 92
3 John Mills hitApr 23, 2005 Apr 23, 2005 97
2 Mitch MillerJul 31, 2010 Jul 31, 2010 99
1 Walter CronkiteJul 17, 2009 Jul 17, 2009 92

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!