Charlie Don't Surf - Smoking Crack

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This list was submitted by Charlie Dont Surf on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 3:40 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Max Schmeling February 2nd, 200599
8Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
7Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
6Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
5Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
4William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
3Earl WoodsMay 3rd, 200674
2Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
1Dan HaggertyJanuary 15th, 201674
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005