This list was submitted by Charlie Dont Surf on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 3:40 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 9 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 8 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 6 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 5 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
| 4 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
| 3 | Earl Woods | May 3rd, 2006 | 74 |
| 2 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 1 | Dan Haggerty | January 15th, 2016 | 74 |
| 25 points | 4 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999