This list was submitted by Captain Chaos 08 on Wednesday, December 29th, 2004 at 8:42 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
8 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
6 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
5 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
4 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
3 | Leon Askin | June 3rd, 2005 | 97 |
2 | Billy Preston | June 6th, 2006 | 59 |
1 | Art Buchwald | January 17th, 2007 | 81 |
26 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021