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This list was submitted by Captain Chaos 08 on Wednesday, December 29th, 2004 at 8:42 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
8Max Schmeling February 2nd, 200599
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
5Eddie Albert May 26th, 200599
4Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
3Leon Askin June 3rd, 200597
2Billy PrestonJune 6th, 200659
1Art BuchwaldJanuary 17th, 200781
26 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021