This list was submitted by Diamond Geezer on Thursday, December 23rd, 2004 at 2:21 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Mills | April 23rd, 2005 | 97 |
| 9 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 8 | Edward Heath | July 17th, 2005 | 89 |
| 7 | Arthur Clarke | March 19th, 2008 | 90 |
| 6 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 5 | Peter O'Toole | December 14th, 2013 | 81 |
| 4 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 3 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 2 | Charlie Watts | August 24th, 2021 | 80 |
| 1 | Maggie Smith | September 27th, 2024 | 89 |
| 18 points | 2 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014