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This list was submitted by USER02076 on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 9:01 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
9Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
8Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
7Johnny Carson January 23rd, 200579
6Barbara BillingsleyOctober 16th, 201094
5Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
4Richard Pryor December 10th, 200565
3Rich LittleAlive?
2Pat Morita November 24th, 200573
1Mel BrooksAlive99
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014