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This list was submitted by The Grim Assclown on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 5:09 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9James Doohan July 20th, 200585
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Billy PrestonJune 6th, 200659
6Artie ShawDecember 30th, 200494
5Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
4Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
3Larry HagmanNovember 23rd, 201281
2Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
1Glenn FordAugust 30th, 200690
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003