The Song Is Over

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This list was submitted by Dead Already? on Tuesday, December 21st, 2004 at 6:32 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bernie TaupinAlive76
9Yoko OnoAlive93
8Vic DamoneFebruary 11th, 201889
7David CrosbyJanuary 19th, 202381
6Don KirshnerJanuary 17th, 201176
5Doc SeverinsenAlive?
4Joe CockerDecember 22nd, 201470
3Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
2Petula ClarkAlive93
1Tim CurryAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013