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This list was submitted by Mary Tyler Morgue on Wednesday, January 14th, 2004 at 9:31 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
7Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
6Billy PrestonJune 6th, 200659
5Janet Leigh October 3rd, 200477
4Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
3Don AdamsSeptember 25th, 200582
2Marlon Brando July 2nd, 200480
1Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
15 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999