This list was submitted by USER00043 on Tuesday, May 19th, 1998 at 5:08 PM PDT for The May '98 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Sam Snead | May 23rd, 2002 | 89 |
9 | Ralph Kiner | February 6th, 2014 | 91 |
8 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
7 | Cliff Robertson | September 10th, 2011 | 88 |
6 | Walter Matthau | July 1st, 2000 | 79 |
5 | Coretta King | January 30th, 2006 | 78 |
4 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
2 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
1 | Ken Russell | November 27th, 2011 | 84 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999