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This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 9:01 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
8Yasser Arafat November 11th, 200475
7King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
6Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
5Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
4Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
3Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
2Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
1Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
21 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003