This list was submitted by Death Troll on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 12:57 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | Gordon Lightfoot | May 1st, 2023 | 84 |
| 7 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 6 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 5 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 4 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 3 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 2 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 1 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
| 20 points | 3 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000