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This list was submitted by USER01145 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 9:32 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
9Pervez MusharrafFebruary 5th, 202379
8John MillsApril 23rd, 200597
7Barney Kessel May 6th, 200480
6Hans BetheMarch 6th, 200598
5Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
4Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
3Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
2Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
1Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999