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The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

ghoulash

Submitted by Ghoulash on December 31, 2003.

Score
3hits so far
23tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Janet Leigh hitOct 3, 2004 Oct 3, 2004 77
9 Pope John Paul IIApr 2, 2005 Apr 2, 2005 84
8 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
7 Ronald Reagan hitJun 5, 2004 Jun 5, 2004 93
6 Fay Wray hitAug 8, 2004 Aug 8, 2004 96
5 Billy PrestonJun 6, 2006 Jun 6, 2006 59
4 Max SchmelingFeb 2, 2005 Feb 2, 2005 99
3 Don AdamsSep 25, 2005 Sep 25, 2005 82
2 Al LewisFeb 3, 2006 Feb 3, 2006 82
1 Roy HornMay 8, 2020 May 8, 2020 75

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.