Susie Sicko

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This list was submitted by Susie Sicko on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 8:25 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
9Barney Kessel May 6th, 200480
8Tug McGraw January 5th, 200459
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Max SchmelingFebruary 2nd, 200599
5Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
4Geraldine FerraroMarch 26th, 201175
3Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
2Gordon LightfootMay 1st, 202384
1Jack Paar January 27th, 200485
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002