This list was submitted by Sarkon on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 10:08 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 7 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 6 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 5 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 4 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 3 | Alistair Cooke | March 30th, 2004 | 95 |
| 2 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
| 1 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
| 21 points | 3 hits |
Last surviving member of a small, yet fervent cult of deviants who promoted their bizarre agenda of perversion with such musical propaganda as "Swing It Sister," "When You Were Sweet Sixteen" and "You Always Hurt The One You Love.
(d) November 13th, 1999