This list was submitted by Minnesota Neil on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 5:38 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | Hildegarde Sell | July 29th, 2005 | 99 |
| 7 | George Kennan | March 17th, 2005 | 101 |
| 6 | Alistair Cooke | March 30th, 2004 | 95 |
| 5 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 4 | Philip Johnson | January 25th, 2005 | 98 |
| 3 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 2 | Joe Barbera | December 18th, 2006 | 95 |
| 1 | Archibald Cox | May 29th, 2004 | 92 |
| 26 points | 4 hits |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005