This list was submitted by Joker on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 1:10 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|9||Johnny Oates||December 24th, 2004||58|
|8||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|7||Billy Preston||June 6th, 2006||59|
|6||Augusto Pinochet||December 10th, 2006||91|
|4||Yasser Arafat||November 11th, 2004||75|
|3||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|2||Barney Kessel||May 6th, 2004||80|
|1||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|25 points||4 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003