This list was submitted by USER01786 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 12:53 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
9 | Arthur Clarke | March 19th, 2008 | 90 |
8 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
7 | Joe Barbera | December 18th, 2006 | 95 |
6 | Archibald Cox | May 29th, 2004 | 92 |
5 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
3 | Les Paul | August 13th, 2009 | 94 |
2 | Shelley Winters | January 14th, 2006 | 85 |
1 | Eddy Arnold | May 8th, 2008 | 89 |
16 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999