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This list was submitted by USER01786 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 12:53 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
9Arthur ClarkeMarch 19th, 200890
8Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
7Joe BarberaDecember 18th, 200695
6Archibald Cox May 29th, 200492
5Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Les PaulAugust 13th, 200994
2Shelley WintersJanuary 14th, 200685
1Eddy ArnoldMay 8th, 200889
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999