This list was submitted by northern reaper on Saturday, December 20th, 2003 at 5:38 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
8 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
7 | Michael Jackson | June 25th, 2009 | 50 |
6 | Omar Sharif | July 10th, 2015 | 83 |
5 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
4 | Courtney Love | Alive | 60 |
3 | Robert Mugabe | September 5th, 2019 | 95 |
2 | Pierre Salinger | October 16th, 2004 | 79 |
1 | Andy Rooney | November 5th, 2011 | 92 |
17 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998