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This list was submitted by northern reaper on Saturday, December 20th, 2003 at 5:38 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
9Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
8Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
7Michael JacksonJune 25th, 200950
6Omar SharifJuly 10th, 201583
5Rodney Dangerfield October 5th, 200482
4Courtney LoveAlive60
3Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
2Pierre Salinger October 16th, 200479
1Andy RooneyNovember 5th, 201192
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998