This list was submitted by USER01859 on Friday, December 19th, 2003 at 7:28 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Darren McGavin | February 25th, 2006 | 83 |
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 7 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 6 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
| 5 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
| 4 | Ed Asner | August 29th, 2021 | 91 |
| 3 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 2 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 1 | Jack LaLanne | January 23rd, 2011 | 96 |
| 5 points | 1 hit |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000