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This list was submitted by USER01367 on Wednesday, March 5th, 2003 at 2:30 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
9Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
8Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
7Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
6Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
5Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
4Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
3Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
2Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
1Joe PiscopoAlive?
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021