This list was submitted by USER01115 on Friday, February 28th, 2003 at 5:59 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 8 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 7 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
| 6 | Robert Blake | March 9th, 2023 | 89 |
| 5 | Johnny Carson | January 23rd, 2005 | 79 |
| 4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 3 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 2 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 1 | Joe Eszterhas | Alive | ? |
| 21 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998