Iraq'em, You Breaq'em

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This list was submitted by Tomtsled on Thursday, February 27th, 2003 at 6:39 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Saddam HusseinDecember 29th, 200669
9Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
6Sammy GravanoAlive80
5Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
4Robert BlakeMarch 9th, 202389
3Carl YastrzemskiAlive?
2Billy JoelAlive?
1Suge KnightAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013