The Grim Assclowns 1

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
9	Jim Otto	Alive	?
8	Carol Shields	July 16th, 2003	68
7	Lester Maddox	June 25th, 2003	87
6	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
5	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
4	Skeeter Davis	September 19th, 2004	72
3	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
2	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
1	John Wooden	June 4th, 2010	99
25 points		5 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021