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This list was submitted by USER03291 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Mickey RourkeAlive?
9Robert Downey, Jr.Alive?
8Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
7Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
6Jan-Michael VincentFebruary 10th, 201974
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
3Richard HarrisOctober 25th, 200272
2Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
1Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999