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This list was submitted by USER01829 on Tuesday, February 18th, 2003 at 12:50 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
9Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
8Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
7Johnny CarsonJanuary 23rd, 200579
6Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
5Buddy Ebsen July 6th, 200395
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3Tony CurtisSeptember 29th, 201085
2Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
1Sherwood SchwartzJuly 12th, 201194
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003