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This list was submitted by USER01826 on Monday, February 17th, 2003 at 10:36 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aaron SpellingJune 23rd, 200683
9Andy RooneyNovember 5th, 201192
8Chuck NollJune 13th, 201482
7Della ReeseNovember 20th, 201786
6Dick CheneyAlive84
5Ed McMahonJune 23rd, 200986
4Eddie Van HalenOctober 6th, 202065
3Gary BuseyAlive?
2Harvey KormanMay 29th, 200881
1Hugh DownsJuly 1st, 202099
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998