This list was submitted by USER01826 on Monday, February 17th, 2003 at 10:36 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Aaron Spelling | June 23rd, 2006 | 83 |
| 9 | Andy Rooney | November 5th, 2011 | 92 |
| 8 | Chuck Noll | June 13th, 2014 | 82 |
| 7 | Della Reese | November 20th, 2017 | 86 |
| 6 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
| 5 | Ed McMahon | June 23rd, 2009 | 86 |
| 4 | Eddie Van Halen | October 6th, 2020 | 65 |
| 3 | Gary Busey | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Harvey Korman | May 29th, 2008 | 81 |
| 1 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998