Mafia Actuary 04 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER01375 on Sunday, January 26th, 2003 at 5:26 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Barney Kessel	May 6th, 2004	80
9	Tom Laughlin	December 12th, 2013	82
8	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
7	Johnny Oates	December 24th, 2004	58
6	Joe Eszterhas	Alive	?
5	Ronnie Biggs	December 18th, 2013	84
4	Stephen Hawking	March 13th, 2018	76
3	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
2	Tom Clancy	October 1st, 2013	66
1	Carol Shields	July 16th, 2003	68
12 points		3 hits

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Batman, schmatman. Every idiot on the planet wants to talk about some rich fruitcake in tights who spends all his time dressing up and running around with a little boy. Hello? This is the same guy who gave us Courageous Cat and Cool McCool. Now there's some goddamned heroes.

(d) November 3rd, 1998