This list was submitted by Oh No You Ditten on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 9:06 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 8 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Al Hirschfeld | January 20th, 2003 | 99 |
| 6 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
| 3 | Prince Rainier | April 6th, 2005 | 81 |
| 2 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 1 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 47 points | 7 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000