Dead as a can of Spam 1 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Oh No You Ditten on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 9:06 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
8	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
7	Barney Kessel	May 6th, 2004	80
6	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
5	Lester Maddox	June 25th, 2003	87
4	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
3	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
2	Brooke Astor	August 13th, 2007	105
1	Leni Riefenstahl	September 8th, 2003	101
34 points		6 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003