NVN: Waste of money list

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This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 8:38 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Carol Shields July 16th, 200368
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
6Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
5Patsy RamseyJune 24th, 200649
4Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
3Sharon OsbourneAlive?
2Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
1. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
19 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.

(d) April 18th, 2002