This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 8:38 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 6 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 5 | Denis Thatcher | June 26th, 2003 | 88 |
| 4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 3 | Harold Pinter | December 24th, 2008 | 78 |
| 2 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 37 points | 5 hits | ||
As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
(d) February 12th, 2000