This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 6:52 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 8 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 7 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 6 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 5 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 4 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 3 | George Best | November 25th, 2005 | 59 |
| 2 | Harold Pinter | December 24th, 2008 | 78 |
| 1 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 23 points | 3 hits |
He tried out ranch hand, surveyor, railroad worker, lumberjack, rodeo cowboy, stuntman, and radio disk jockey before he landed on poetry. We can't figure out if he did it FOR the girls or because he HATED girls.
(d) January 29th, 2015