Dead Men Not Walking 3 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00977 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 5:06 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Johnny Oates	December 24th, 2004	58
8	Robert Stack	May 14th, 2003	84
7	Gregory Peck	June 12th, 2003	87
6	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
5	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
4	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
3	Rosa Parks	October 24th, 2005	92
2	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
1	Paul Harvey	February 28th, 2009	90
34 points		5 hits

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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003