This list was submitted by filthy whore on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:39 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Suge Knight | Alive | ? |
8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
6 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
5 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
2 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
1 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
26 points | 4 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000