The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Goddammit 2

Submitted by goddammit on December 31, 2002.

Score

5hits so far

26tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Warren Zevon hitSep 7, 2003	Sep 7, 2003	56
9	Lester Maddox hitJun 25, 2003	Jun 25, 2003	87
8	Barney KesselMay 6, 2004	May 6, 2004	80
7	Johnny OatesDec 24, 2004	Dec 24, 2004	58
6	Lady Bird JohnsonJul 11, 2007	Jul 11, 2007	94
5	Pope John Paul IIApr 2, 2005	Apr 2, 2005	84
4	Bob Hope hitJul 27, 2003	Jul 27, 2003	100
3	Ronald ReaganJun 5, 2004	Jun 5, 2004	93
2	Strom Thurmond hitJun 26, 2003	Jun 26, 2003	100
1	Johnny Cash hitSep 12, 2003	Sep 12, 2003	71

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!